2/21/2005: The Chronicles of Deathbag and Killforce...
well here we are... or something.  we defied all expectations over our winter break/start of the spring semester and COMPLETED A SEVEN-TRACK (one is a bonus, hidden track, but pretend you didn't know that when you listen to it) EP and it is REALLY awesome.  definitely the best shit we've done to date.  it's called The Chronicles of Deathbag and Killforce: In Search of Kellie Morris.  dlfksjlkdsjflksdal it's so good.  you can hear the first single at our purevolume site or on myspace, on which we have 0 friends.  someday i'll update the discography section with more info on the EP.  we'll be releasing more songs from it online in the coming weeks so stay tuned.  brutal.  if you wanna get a copy you should talk to me in AIM - kiddosetsfire.

12/13/2004: Whatever I FEEL like I wanna do, GOSH
school effin' blew and it pissed me off a lot.  BUT now the semester is ALMOST over, which is fucking crazy because it seriously fucking feels like it just started. and that kind of makes me regret always wishing it was over.  i wonder if life is gonna continue to move at such a fast pace or if it's just going really fast because of the progressively heavier load of schoolwork.  whatever, it's fucked up but i feel pretty fucking smart.  and using the word fuck all the time only helps.

but yeah, we're gonna be uniting over winter break, probably early january, to record some hot new material.  we've already discussed a concept EP, but no further details will be revealed until it is complete (or in airmail's case, until we fail to record a four-song EP in a few days and then post on here how we only made one really bad song).  but we're shooting for that and will hopefully lay down some phat ass fucking shit.  we're also probably going to experiment with mad electronics, which is fucking fly as a motherfucker.  i type this stuff as if anyone reads it, but probably one or two other people actually do, so i'm really wasting my precious sleep hours by typing this.  it's good for historical records though.  like the other airmail site, which was created in 1999 and is still available online.  it's really funny to read that and it's also kind of uncomfortable because i used to say "fag" a lot and it makes me feel dirty.

next time you hear from airmail it should be with new tunes in hand, so get fucking the fuck pumped up.  we're gonna fucking fuck you up.

assdrew

10/8/2004: Whatever I FEEL like I wanna do, GOSH
school effin' blows and it pisses me off a lot.  anyway we're getting really popular and stuff so that's really awezome.  i just wanted you all to know that there are a couple of different songs in the media section now.  they're from as long ago as 2001.. back when i was a teenager and had an excuse for being immature.  they're songs you can't get on purevolume but may have previously seen there or (way back in the day) on mp3.com.  one that's never been online before is "youthful exuberance."  if you hate bitches, that's definitely the tune you need to hear.  so hit the media page linked at left and check it out, it's 500 fucking kb.

hopefully we make music on winter break.  fuckin' assbags.

OH and our newest song is on purevolume like i said it might be back in august.

assdew

8/24/2004: Cool beans, dude
okay, so this summer we recorded a six-song EP in may/june.  you can listen to "speed limit," a hit song from the effort, by visiting our purevolume page (linked at left).  Then last weekend, airmail (minus adam, leaving just andrew and andrew) recorded a super sweet song.  it's called "a patchwork press, a bloody mess."  we did our best to pick a cliché sounding title.  additionally, the song is all about "burning bridges," which is probably the most overused expression in independent music.  so we got in on it!  we even wanted to release the song under the band name "december stars burn as bleeding autumn leaves fall to ashes" because that sounds more appropriate.  but the song is definitely airmail, including another one of our always respectable (and ever changing) vocal presences.

we have some pictures up finally.  the promo pictures are for a mass advertising campaign which will start when we announce what major label we've signed to.  i guess we're selling out, but damn i need money to buy shit.  like a huge tv for football season.  speaking of football our newest song has favre in it.  if you hear the song you'll know when favre is on.  fuck yeah!  i might put it on purevolume sometime in the near future.  keep your balls peeled.  other than that the airmail camp is gonna be a bit quiet while we return to school and spend our free time focusing on writing new material.  who knows when you're gonna get more new music.. probably only god.  l8rz brahz, lol, omg wtf????

andrew

5/13/2004: New web site, summer jams
well look at this shit, a new web site for the best band ever.  dude, i have no idea who the kid is in the picture above, but google image searches can lead you to some quality shit.  that's how i found it.  it works out perfectly, haha.  so, there's really nothing new to see, everything just has some new colors and what not.  good times overall.

the real news this time o' year is that we are all about done with school for the year and we're going to be home for a while.  now, adam will only be around this summer for about a month because he's a fucking sally and is working at a summer camp rather than being the shit and working at cardinal glass again.  i don't live in town anymore so band practices will probably be at my house, so we will probably only have a couple before adam is gone.  however, andrew and i will be kicking out the rock all summer and hopefully recording some hit singles before our time is once again up.  i hope to have our first practice back on the weekend of the 21st and 22nd, when i get home.  we actually made some songs in april, but there are no vocals, so i don't think anyone will be interested in them.

hopefully our purevolume site will feature some new material within a few weeks.  our recording studio (a computer headset where the microphone hangs into the basement through a heating/ac vent and records) is awesome so we can play right into wave files.  this site will also hopefully be updated with the latest news as it comes up.  airmail is gonna get big this summer.  like nickelback.

andrew