Discography


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  "Put In Molitor" EP -- June 2004
Partially recorded in May 2004, partially in June 2004
Full EPs burned and circulated to friends

Track listing (17:07 runtime):
1. Church Girls Are Crazy
2. Ode To Awesome Rock Songs
3. It's Graduation Day
4. Speed Limit
5. Eternal Darkness
6. Ian Stole My Hoit Doig

 
"Easter" EP -- April 2004
Three-song teaser showcasing our extreme maturity

Track listing (6:45 runtime):
1. If Your Last Name Is Favre You Get In Free
2. 3 2 1 Power
3. Pickslide

 
"Bloody Hand (AKA Untitled)" EP -- August 2003
Partially recorded in June 2003, partially in August 2003
Full EPs burned and circulated to friends

Track listing (8:13 runtime):
1. Intro
2. Cardinal Suicide
3. Orange Drink
4. If The House Is A'Rockin, Don't Come A'Knockin, Just Pay Five Bucks And Grab A Cup
5. I Wanna Suck Your Cunt

 
"Pierre" EP -- January 2003
Partially recorded in May 2002, partially in Summer 2002
Full EPs burned and circulated to friends

Track listing (7:44 runtime):
1. Give It A Shot
2. Instinctual Killer
3. Shut Up
4. Erect Penis
5. My So Called Life

 
"I Love Slipknot" Single -- July 2000
Burned to various CD-Rs
 
"Head Rapist (AKA The ShopKo Song)" Single -- August 2000
Burned to various CD-Rs
 
"Georgia O'Keefe" Single -- September 2000
Burned to various CD-Rs
 
"To You, My Love, On Our Wedding Day" Single -- Spring 2001
Burned to various CD-Rs
 
B-Sides
"Airmetal" -- January 2001
"Bejeyna" -- January 2001
"Cunt Day" -- January 2001
"Donut" -- January 2001
"Exit Song"  -- January 2001
"Youthful Exuberance"  -- January 2001
"Get Up Get Up Drive" -- December 2003